Welcome to "Eat, Drive, Fuck"

In January 2017, I was looking at engagement rings. By February, I had gotten rid of my NYC apartment to move upstate to be closer to my partner. By June, I had no partner, nowhere to live, and a full-time remote job. That's how "Eat, Drive, Fuck" was born. 

I spent a year and a half on the road with no budget, eating at the best restaurants, going to the best spas, moseying around the best bookstores, and living in the best Airbnbs in 6 major cities. Oh, and while all of this was happening, I was dating for the first time as a single sex columnist for Playboy, and driving across the country and back completely on my own. 

Want to read about my journey--a collection of sexcapades and self-love across the entire United States? Well, then, I hope you buckle up, sit back, and enjoy the ride. ​Because we have a lot of ground to cover:

​Unlike me, all of my posts now live in one place:

Before the trip got started:
"(Geographic) Commitment Issues"
"What's in a Name?"

Boston, MA
"Bumblin' in Boston"
"Princess of Boston"
"I'm Elizabeth Gilbert-ing the Hell Out of my Life"
"Savor, Walk, Date: Everything I've Been Doing in Boston"
"How Does Dating in Boston Compare to NYC?"
"Goodbye, Beantown!"

Asheville, NC
"Dana Dates in the South"
"Dating in Asheville"
"When Things Don't Go According to Plan"
"The Universe Blessin' Me in AVL"
"Goodbye Forever, Asheville!"

Austin, TX
"Yee-haw! Back on the Road!"
"You Can't Spell Austin without STI"
"When Everything's on Loan"
"Tempted to Quit This Trip"
"My Worst Dating Story of All Time (So Far)"
"Gettin' Back in the Saddle... Err... Driver's Seat"
"Bye, Austin! You Were the Worst"

Denver, CO
​"Riding a High (heh) in Denver"
"The Quick and Dirty About Denver"
"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck: It's Time to Stop Tolerating Bad Sex"
"Big Retrospective and Even Bigger Buzzzzz (Vibrator Pun Intended)"

Hawaii
"Hawaiian Bryan"

Chicago
"Dating in Chicago"
"Dating, Perfection, & Burnout"
​"Chicago Has Big Leo Energy"
"I'll Miss You, Chicago"

Portland, OR
"My Dumbest Stories from the Road"
"Recalibrating"

Final post: "I Came (A Lot), I Saw, I Conquered"

​I hope you enjoy the ride!